неділю, 18 грудня 2011 р.

No. 109 2.7.93-12.15.93 - Kenneth Goldsmith


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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa c i d - d r o p p e r ,   A d o l p h   H i t l e r ,
Afrikaner, Al  and Tipper, Alfred
Adler, Alice Cooper, Alka-Seltzer,
A l l a h   A k b a r ,   a l t a c o c k e r ,
Amerikkka, Amy Fisher,  ankleb i t e r ,  Ar a b e l l a ,  Ar c h i e  B u n k e r ,
Arts & Leisure, Aunt Jemimah,
author  author!, Ayatollah, ba-ruh
a - t a h ,   B a b y   B o o m e r ,   b a c k   t o
n a t u r e ,   b a d   b e h a v i o r ,  B a r b a r a
Kruger, Beaver Cleaver, bedroom
caper,  belladonna, Benihana, beta
t e s t e r ,   ‘ B e t s   ‘ n   ‘ T i f f a h ,  B e t t e r
Cheddars, Black September, bodh i s a t t v a ,   b o t t o m f e e d e r ,   b u bb a b r o t h e r ,   b u l i m i a ,   B u t t h o l e
Surfers, Cat Scratch Fever, Charlie
Parker, Che Guevara,  chlamydia,
C h ö g y a m   T r u n g p a ,   C h r i s t i a n
Dior, Christian LaCroix, Christian
S l a t e r ,   C o c a - C o l a ,   C o l o n e l
Sanders,  cool heh-heh-heh,  cowa b u n g a ,   c u l t u r e   v u l t u r e ,  D ’ y e r
Mak’er, Dalai Lama, David Tudor,
Dear John letter, deepseepeeper,
Denni s  Hoppe r ,  Di ane  Sawy e r ,
d i a r r h e a ,   D o c u m e n t a ,   D o n n a
S u m m e r ,  D o o g i e  H o w s e r ,  D r .
P e p p e r ,  Dr e w  B a r r ymo r e ,  d u c k
and cover, dyslexia, Eddie Vedder,
e e y o r e   e e y o r e ,   e g g s c umu d d h e r ,
Eldridge Cleaver, endless summer,
E s t é e  L a u d e r ,   e t h n i c   c l e a n s e r ,
e u t h a n a s i a ,   E Z   W i d e r ,   F e l i x
Ung e r ,  Fe r r i s  Bue l l e r ,  f e t ch the
p a p e r ,   f i r s t   t r i m e s t e r ,   F r a n k
O’Hara, Freddy Kruger, Fucking
Ad a ,  Ga r y  Gl i t t e r ,  Ge l s omi n a ,
g ende r   bende r ,  Gi f t   o f  na tur e ? ,
G i m m e   S h e l t e r ,   G l e n n   o r
Glenda?, Go Speed Racer,  gonorrhea,  gorgonzola,  grease releaser,
g r e e n - e y e d   m o n s t e r ,   H a p p y
Easter, Harley Krishna, hate  each
o t h e r ,   H e a d   a n d   S h o u l d e r s ,
Heinrich Himmler, Helen Keller,
hell for leather, Help Me Honda,
Helter Skelter, Hiroshima, Hooch
and Turner, Hundred Flowers, I
hate Brenda, Ike  and Tina, in hot
w a t e r ,  i n s i d e  t r a d e r ,  i n s o m n i a ,
Instant Karma, Intifada, Izvestia,
Jacques Derrida, Jake La Motta,
J e f f r e y  D a h m e r ,  J e n n y  H o l z e r ,
J e w i s h  M o t h e r ,  J i m m y  C a r t e r ,
J immy  Ho f f a ,  J o an La  Ba rba r a ,
Jodie Foster, Joe Montana, John
L e e   H o o k e r ,   J o h n   T r a v o l t a ,
J o h n n i e  Wa l k e r ,  J u l i a n a ,  Kama
S u t r a ,   K e v i n   C o s t n e r ,   k i l l   a l l
l a w y e r s ,   K i m   B a s i n g e r ,   L . A .
R a i d e r s ,   L a n a   T u r n e r ,   l a r g e
inhaler, Larry Kramer, Lawrence
We i n e r ,  L e c h  Wa l e s a ,  l e s s  i s   a
bore, let’s play doctor, Long Dong
Silver, long hot summer, Lord &
T a y l o r ,   L o r e t t a ’ s   s c a r s ,   L o t t e
Lenya, M.C. Hammer, Mack the
F i n g e r ,  m a m a  m i a ,  m a r i j u a n a ,
Ma r t i n  B u b e r ,  me a t  i s  mu r d e r ,
meshuggener, Metallica, Michelle
Pfeiffer, Mira! Mira!, mirror mirror, Mister Mister, Mister Twister,
Mm!  Mm!  P y c h a ! ,  Mo n a  L i s a ,
mo the r fuc k e r ,  mul t i cul tur e ,  My
Sharonna, Nacirema, name  your
p l e a s u r e ,   N e s s u n   D o r m a ,
Neutrogena, New World Order,
nuclear winter, number  cruncher,
Oh Calcutta!, On Kawara, one hit
wonde r ,   out   o f   o rde r ,  pa r ano i a ,
P a u l a   C o o p e r ,   p e a n u t   b u t t e r ,
P e p s i - C o l a ,   p e p t i c   u l c e r ,
Perestroika, polyester, psychedelia,
psycho killer, pull my finger, Pussy
P o w e r ,   Q u e e n   L a t i f a h ,   R o a d
W a r r i o r ,   R o b e r t   C h a m b e r s ,
R o b e r t  G o b e r ,  R o c k y  H o r r o r ,
R o t o - R o o t e r ,   s a l m o n i l l a ,
Sandinista!, Sgt. Pepper, Sigmar
Polke, silver liver, sinsemilla, sled
dog manner, Smooth Character,
S p a c e  I n v a d e r s ,  s p e l l i n g   e r r o r ,
Steven Tyler, Stevie Wonder, subu r b i a ,   S u g a r  S u g a r ,  s w e e t   a n d
s our ,  T.V.  dinne r ,  Ta x i  Dr i v e r ,
ten-year tenure, Terminator, The
L a s t  S u p p e r ,  t h r o u g h  t h e   b a c k
d o o r ,   T i n y   D a n c e r ,   T o   M y
R e a d e r s : ,  t o i l e t   p a p e r ,  t o r t u r e
c h amb e r ,  t r a n q u i l i z e r ,  t r e a d i n g
water, Tristan Tzara, Uri Geller,
W e  T r y  H a r d e r ,  W h a t   a  l i a r ! ,
Who shot J.R.?, William Kunstler,
W i l l y   W o n k a ,   W o n d e r a m a ,
Yannick Noah, Zooma Zooma;  a
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h h h h h h h h h ,   a a r ,   a h ,   a r e ,   b a a ,
bah,  bar,  blah,  blur,  boar, Boer,
bore,  bra,  brrrrrrrrrrr, bur,  burr,
car,  char,  chore,  core,  corps,  cur,
czar, d’or, da, door, duh, er, err, fa,
far, fir, floor, for, fore, frore, fur,
gore,  grrrr, ha, her, hoar, huh, ja,
Jah, jar, la, Loire, lor, lore, ma,
mar, more, myrrh, nor,  o’er,  oar,
or,  ore, pa, paar, par, per, pore,
pour, purr, Ra, roar, scar, score,
Shah, shore, sir, slur, snore, soar,
s o r e ,  s p a ,  s p a r ,  s p u r ,  s t a r ,  s t i r ,
store, swore, t’a, ta, taa, tar, Thor,
tor, tore, uh, Vuh, wah, war, were,
whir, whore, wore,  ya,  yeah,  yore;
Abba, Ada,  adore,  afore,  aga,  ah
ha, Allah,  ama,  ardor,  arna,  aura,
awa ,   bana ,   ba t a ,   ben wa ,   bone r ,
Brahma, Buddha, Caaba,  cancer,
c a s a ,   c h u t z p u h ,   c i t t a ,   c o l d  w a r ,
cold sore, crica, cyber, Dada, daffa,
danta, data, De La, dhamma, Dia,
d i v a ,   d o g m a ,   d r a m a ,   d u k k h a ,
fatwa, flasher, gaga, gama, gamma,
g a t a ,   g l a g a ,  Gl amo u r ,   g l amo u r ,
grama, grammer, grandma, guillar,
guitar,  gummer, haaaardcore, hair
wars, Heathers, hookah, hoopla,
h u n g e r ,  H u s t l e r ,  h u z z a ,  i c k e r ,
Jaffa, jama, Jephtha, Jorma,  kala,
K a m a ,   k a n a ,   k a r m a ,   K h m e r ,
K w a n z a ,   L a y l a ,   l l a m a ,   L y c r a ,
M a d z a ,   m a n a ,   m a t e r ,   M a y a ,
m a y o r ,  M e c c a ,  M e n s a ,   m e t e r ,
me t r e ,  Me y e r ,  mo o l ah,  Mul l ah,
nada, Naga, NaNa, NASA, ocker,
pater, pleather, poppers, prajna,
p r a n a ,  r a j a h ,  r a j a r ,  r a n a ,  R a s t a ,
r a t a ,  r a w  w a r ,  r e e f e r ,  r h u m b a ,
rocker, saga, sangha, Santa, schleppe r ,  s chma t a ,  s chno r r e r ,  s e e   y a ,
sexer, shama, shiksa, shocker, sila,
Slacker, slaughter, Sleeper, so far,
sofa, sniffer, snuffer, Sparta, Star
Wars, Stouffer’s, streaker, stuffer,
suffer, Sugar, sukha, sutra, Tama,
tana, Tantra, tawa, thana, Thriller,
Torah, Tosca, trishna, Tyra, uhhuh, Vanna, voila, wallah, wanker,
Weimar, wire, X-tra, Ya-Ya, Yafa,
yakkha, yoga, zenga;  Acura, ahims a ,   A ï d a ,   A l   F a t a h ,   A l f a l f a ,
alzheimer,  angina, Ann Landers,
Attica, Bar Mitzvah, Big Brother,
Binaca, Black Panther, blah  blah
blah, blood and gore, boastbusters,
Bob Barker, bong water, boy wond e r ,   b r a - b u r n e r ,  b r e a s t   c a n c e r ,
B u d w e i s e r ,   b u r n   r u b b e r ,   b u s h
bumper, canned laughter, Cha Cha
Cha, chopped liver, clam chowder,
c o c k t e a s e r ,   C o p   K i l l e r ,   D A R ,
D u b l i n e r s ,   D u s t b u s t e r ,   e a r t h
mama, Either/Or, Elijah,  erector,
Esquire, Fa-cé-la, formica, Frank
Stella, Frank Zappa, Franz Kafka,
g a y   ba she r ,   g a zung a s ,  Gen Xe r ,
glass slipper, glue sniffer, goatsucker, Goodfellas, Grand Puba,  granola, Green Acres, Guernica, gunfodder,  gym manners, Haggadah,
h a i r f a r m e r ,   h e a d b a n g e r ,   H e i l
Hitler, hiphugger, hosanna, Hot
Tuna, Hugh Hefner, I smell  ya,
Ikea, Jane Fonda, Jehovah, Joan
Rivers, Judge Wapner, Kabbala,
k i b i t z e r ,  L a   S c a l a ,   L a   S t r a d a ,
Lambada, lap dancer, LaToya, less
i s   m o r e ,   L i f e   S a v e r s ,   L u c i f e r ,
L u f t w a f f e ,   M a d o n n a ,   m a f i a ,
Ma s ada ,  Ma t suda ,  Ma x  Fa c t o r ,
Medea, Messiah, mezuzah, Mick
J a g g e r ,   m i n u t i a e ,   n a i l   b i t e r ,
Naropa, Nausea, nausea, Nirvana,
n i r v a n a ,   N i v e a ,   n o   f u t u r e ,
nosepicker, one less car, pain killer,
P a u l y   S h o r e ,   p e a c h   m e l b a ,
Petrouchka, Phil Spector, pooge
tower, pudenda, que pasa?, Rated
R, Raw Power, red snapper, Rhett
B u t l e r ,   R i n g o   S t a r r ,   R u s h
L i m b a u g h ,   s c u m s u c k e r ,   S e a n
Landers, soap  opera, soul  brother,
S p a m b u r g e r ,   S t a i r M a s t e r ,
Starfucker, stiff pecker, Stigmata,
strip poker, Superstar, swastika,
Te d  Tu r n e r ,  Th e  F i g u r e s ,  Th e
Player, The Slider, The Swimmer,
the “Other”, thighmaster, tongue
t w i s t e r ,  Tr a - L a - L a ,  Tr e b l i n k a ,
TriBeCa, Trump Tower,  vibrator,
Weight Watchers,  youth  culture;1La deeeee da da da daaaaaa, da dee da dum dee dee, la la dee da da da, da dee dee dee da da da, La
deeeee da da da daaa, da dee dumm dee da daa, da la deeeee dumm dummm da la dee da dum dee
dee dee, Laaaaa daa daa dee daa daa (BOOM!), deee daaa dee dee dum dum (BOOM!), la daa dee
da daaa, hum hum humm da dee dumm (da da dee da da daa), Laaaaa dee dee dee da la dada deedledee dum da da daaaaaaaa, da da dee da da da dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, la
dee dee dum dummmm da.
d u l c i n e a ,   a b r a c a d a b r a ,   A m b e r
Valletta, Anastasia, anesthesia, Are
y o u   m y   b o x e r ? ,   B a c k   T o   T h e
F u t u r e ,   b a c k   t o   A f r i c a ,   b a k e t
lasagna, Bianca Jagger, Bigger &
Deffer, birds of a feather, Brian De
Palma, buy now pay later, Camille
Paglia,  ceiling inspector, Cherry
G a r c i a ,   c o f f e e   a c h i e v e r ,  C o r n y
Kelleher,  cover to  cover, Daniel
O r t e g a ,   d e a t h   o f   t h e   a u t h o r ,
divide  and  conquer, do  unto  others, dog in the manger,  end  of  an
era, faster  and louder, feeling  of
failure, Feeling the jitters?, Festung
Europa, flame-broiled Whopper,
flora  and fauna, follow the leader,
48 Hours,  go fuck  your mother,
GracefulPhatSheba, hasta la  vista,
Here’s how to order:, homophobia,
hot dogs $1.00, I Got The Power,
I hate my sister, I’m A Believer, In
Living Color, in  absentia, Isabel
Ar c h e r ,  J .  E d g a r  Ho o v e r ,  J e l l o
B i a f r a ,   J o s e f   M e n g e l e ,   K a r e n
Carpenter,  kinesthesia,  knowledge
i s   p o w e r ,   L a   D o l c e   V i t a ,   L a
G i o c a n d a ,   L a   T r a v i a t a ,   L e o n
Kl i n g h o f f e r ,  l o b s t e r  t h e rmi d o r ,
Lo l l apa l l o z z a ,  ma k e s  my  mouth
w a t e r ,  m i n i v a n  d r a m a ,  M o t h e r
T e r e s a ,   m o v e r s   a n d   s h a k e r s ,
N a u g h t y   B y   N a t u r e ,
Nebuchadnezzar, Nelson Mandela,
9-millimeter,  1984,  1984,  1984,
nymphomani a ,   o lde r   and wi s e r ,
People Of Color, pick of the litter,
Pride=Power, rotten to the  core,
S a b i n  Da n z i g e r ,  s c h i z o p h r e n i a ,
scopophilia, seconds  of pleasure,
shit from shinola, Star Spangled
Banne r
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,  s t i l l  l i f e  wi th ma t z oh,
T h e  H a p p y  H o o k e r ,  t h e  “ n e x t
Nirvana”, The Counterculture, the
m o r n i n g   a f t e r ,   t h e   s u p r e m e
mantra, the tripping spider, to lie
a t  d e a t h ’ s  d o o r ,  Tom  a n d  J o h n
M e t z g e r ,   t o o   m u c h   m a s c a r a ,
turkey hamburger,  vagina diner,
Winona Ryder, Woody  and Mia,
Y o k n a p a t a w p h a ,  Y o u n g  B l a c k
Te ena g e r s ;   a   g o od s t i f f   enema ,
andorra la  vela, Anna Karenina,
Arachnaphobia, better late than
n e v e r ,   B o l s h e v i k   b e h a v i o r ,
Charybdis  and Scylla, China Cat
S u n f l o w e r ,   c o r r i d o r s   o f  p o w e r ,
Cuchulain and Emer, Dear Ru: A
hymn to her, diamonds are forever,
d o - r e - m e - f a - s o - l a ,   D o l c e   &
Gabbana, Doña Francisquita, Dr.
D a v i d  A c e r ,  E l i z a b e t h  T a y l o r ,
Europa Europa, examine your zippe r ,  Ge r a ldo  Ri v e r a ,  God Bl e s s
America, here’s one for the gipper,
hung like a kielbasa, I’m losing my
center, Ich bin ein Berliner, It pays
t o  Di s c o v e r ® ,  J e n n i f e r  J u n i p e r ,
J e sus  Chr i s t  Supe r s t a r ,  Kapo s i ’ s
S a r c o m a ,   k i s s   m y   a u r a   D o r a ,
l e a t h e r   a n d   p r u n e l l a ,   L e n o
LaBianca, Lick my legs / I’m  on
fire, Loggins  and Messina, mother’s little helper, natural disaster,
nevermore nevermore, no success
n o  p o w e r ,   1 / 3  f a t s   a n d  f i l l e r s ,
Po l k a  Po l k a  Po l k a ! ,  pr i s one r   o f
gender, Red Hot Chili Peppers,
r ememb e r  P e a r l  Ha r b o r ,  R i k r i t
Tiravanija, Rolywholyover, rubella
u m b r e l l a ,   S a l s a   S a l s a   S a l s a ! ,
Saturday Night Fever, she needs
orthodontia, Simon Boccanegra,
smells like Magic Marker, Sodom
and Gomorrah, “Sw-e-e-eet soong  o-of  bi-i-irds  a-a-a-a fa-a-aar”, take me to  your leader, terra
incognita, Thank you Dr. Zizmor,
the  other Ivana, The Rich Jew  of
M a l t a ,  t h e  M c C a r t h y   e r a ,  t h e
world is my oyster, they must think
l i k e   o h   y e a h ,   T h u s   S p a k e
Zarathustra,  2+2=4, Wanna  be  a
member?, What’s wrong with this
pi c tur e ? ,  Whi t e  Ma l e  Pa r ano i a ,
Why I Hate NPR;  a little dabba
do  ya, Addicted to  your partner?,
A k i r a   K u r o s a w a ,   A l o i s
Schicklgruber, Am I my  brother’s
keeper?,  and  along  came  a spider,
as passionate as pasta, Back in the
USSR,  blut iz dicker fun  vasser,
bullish  on America, But will the
truth destroy her?, Can we all fit in
your  car?, C’mon  baby light my
fire, Confirmed: a strong 4th quarter, Do  contests need  a winner?,
don’t  call me whitey nigger, Ein
Reich Ein Volk Ein Führer,  eyed r o p s   a n d   b r e a t h   f r e s h e n e r ,
G e n t l e m e n   o f   V e r o n a ,   G o o d
Morning America,  grind the faces
of the poor, Humphrey Chimpden
Earwicker, I got in on the ground
floor, I  understand his  anger, I’m
G o n n a   G i t   Y o u   S u c k a ,   J o h n
Cardinal O’Connor, June 16 1904,
La  Pa s i ona r i a ,  Lady  Cha t t e r l y ’ s
Lover, let’s spend the night together, liar liar pants on fire, limit one
per  customer, Linda Evangelista,
lips look real only better, horny hot
r o d   b a l l   c r e a m e r s ,  M a d o n n a ’ s
Erotica, natural lemon flavor, neaheaheahear, Nixon now more than
ever, notes of  a grouchy  eater, 1/2
cup  chopped bell pepper,  1-900-
HOT-LEATHER, Original Ray’s
Pizza, Paulina Porizkova, prepare
to meet  your maker, psycho sushi
di shwa she r ,  Rabe l a i s i an humo r ,
s i c k l e   c e l l   anemi a ,  Supe r  Ma r i o
Bros., The Aesthetics  of Power,
The Sorrows Of Young Werther,
the death  camps  of Bosnia, this
w a s  s e x u a l   d e s i r e ,   T i a n a n m e n
Massacre, transformational  gramm a r ,   U n   B a l l o   i n   M a s c h e r a ,
Understanding Media, Victory  or
Valhalla, We’re here! We’re queer!
Cha-cha-cha!, Why? Because I’m
your father!;  A whole day’s news
every half hour,  all my  bras have
underwires, American Gladiators,
and now a word from our sponsors,
anorexia nervosa, Are we having
fun  yet Marla?, body language in
S o m a l i a ,   c a n ’ t   g e t   e n o u g h   o f
Brooke Astor, Delta is ready when
you  are, desperately seeking  a sitter, Diarmuid  and Grania, feed  a
c o l d   a n d  s t a r v e   a  f e v e r ,  f i n d e r s
keepers losers weepers, from Dan
e v e n  t o  B e e r - s h e b a ,  F u n i c u l i -
F u n i c u l a ,   H e a d l e s s   B o d y   I n
Topless Bar, Hemidemisemi-quaver, Holiday in Cambodia, I  can’t
be l i e v e  i t ’ s  no t   but t e r ! ,  I   c oulda
been a contendea, I got blisters on
my fingers, in one ear and out the
other, (Laugh together)  Ha ha ha
h a ,  Me i n e  R u h ’  i s t  h i n  /  Me i n
He r z  i s t  s chwe r ,  mo r e  f l a v o r  in
every flavor, new mushroom swiss
q u a r t e r  p o u n d e r ,  n o   b u t  i f   y o u
hum a few bars..., no one stays on
top forever, Om Om Om Sa Ra
Wa Buddha,  our thirstiest towels
ever, partly cloudy chance of showers, peeling  a fine  green banana,
pl a s t i c  sur g e r y  di s a s t e r s ,  r e c o rd
heat wave - city swelters, Sztuka to
slodka idiotka!, the heartbeat  of
America, the devil went down to
Ge o r g i a ,  the r e ’ s  no thing  wr ong
with this dollar, this  bustling  cultural Mecca, Über Alles California,
w e  w i l l   c r e am  o u r   c omp e t i t o r s ;
A u g u s t   9   1 9 7 4 ,  B i l l   a n d  T e d ’ s
Excellent Adventure, Bounty the
q u i c k e r   p i c k e r   u p p e r ,   b u b b l e -
gummy sweet like  gob-stoppers,
Ca n  w e   a d d  s ome  w o w  t o   y o u r
water?, Cavalleria Rusticana,  curiouser and curiouser, Dictionary Of
Received Ideas, Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa, Fergie  and Andy  back
t o g e t h e r ,  f r om P h i l i p  d r u n k  t o
P h i l i p   s o b e r ,   G - L - O - R - I - A
Gloria, I got ‘tha fever for ‘tha flavor, I’m looking for the 7th caller,
if that’s true then my pricks’s a kipper, Is that it? Wake me when it’s
o v e r ! ,  i t   b l o w s   a  ma n   u p  l i k e   a
bladder, it’s not nice to fool mother
nature, like  a  bridge  over troubled
water, My America by Ed Anger,
m y   k a r m a  r a n   o v e r  m y  d o g m a ,
nature  abhors  a  vacuum  cleaner,
new basin tub and tile cleaner, not2Repeat:  I don’t need another Jewish Mother. Repeat:  I don’t need another Jewish Mother. Repeat:
Idon’t need another Jewish Mother.
3
(Heeeeey Jude)
4The CBS Evening News With Connie Chung and Dan Rather
just Visa Citibank Visa, our thinking in every area, over the shoulder
boulder holder, preferred means of
r emo v a l :  t w e e z e r s ,  r e d e n  i z   g u t
s h e i g e n   n o c h   b e s s e r ,   r e m o v e
unwanted hair forever, Sally sells
seashells by the seashore, step lively
and watch the  closing doors, the
he a then Chine e  i s  pe cul i a r ,  the
problems of race  class  and gender,
t h e  w oma n   b e h i n d  t h e   e n i gma ,
vote for the planet with  your dollars, welfare mothers make  better
lovers, What is  a jackknifed tractor-trailer?, Why can’t you give me
a   s t r a i g h t   a n s w e r ? ,   w i t h   O . B .
there’s no  applicator,  you  are the
past present  and future,  you  got
the right  one  baby uh-huh;  and
the forests will echo with laughter,
and they lived happily  ever  after,
a s - s a l amu   a l a y k um my   b r o t h e r ,
chunky is chunkier thick is thicker,
Cyrano  could pen  better love letters, drugs became  an  escape from
the pressure, fear is the great incapacitator, flower blomma  blume
flor fiore fleur,  42,000 Jews from
Treblinka, from Deep Throat to
Studio 54, hit the open man Little
Gr a s shoppe r ,  How To  Be  Ve r y
Very Popular, I don’t need another
Jewish Mother
2
, I love what  you
do for me Toyota, I’m looking over
a four leaf  clover, Jeepers  creepers
whe r e ’d  y ou  g e t  tho s e  pe epe r s ? ,
killing raises fears  over the future,
Kinda makes  you wish  you had  a
job  - huh?, life is the  only thing
w o r t h   l i v i n g   f o r ,   m e n   a r e   n o t
m o n o g a m o u s   b y   n a t u r e ,   M r s .
B r o w n   Y o u ’ v e   G o t   A   L o v e l y
Daughter, Oompah  oompah stick
it up your jumper, scrap the rollers
the mousse  and the dryer, take  a
l ong  hone s t  l o o k  in the  mi r r o r ,
The Ayatollah  of Rock ‘n Rollah,
the  ul t ima t e  he ad- t o - t o e  ma k e -
over!, to absorb it grows longer and
longer, trust your doctor to have all
the  answers,  voulez-vous  coucher
a v e c   m o i   c e   s o i r ,   w h a t   F r e u d
meant by “infantile amnesia”, when
I feel my finger  on  your trigger,
you may  be my lucky star  but I’m
t h e  l u c k i e s t  b y  f a r ;   a  t h i n g   o f
beauty is  a  boy forever,  anything
you can do I can do better, bloody
ethnic feuding  gets  even  grimmer,
d a a a  d a a a  d a a a  d a d a  d a a a  d a a a
d a d a   d a a a   d a a a
3
,   I   f o r g o t   t o
remember to forget her, message
s e n t   t h a n k   y o u   f o r   c a l l i n g
Skypager, new probe into Amy’s
c l a im J o e y  r aped he r ,  Oh  g o od!
I t ’ s  m y  C h a n n e l   1 3   u m b r e l l a ! ,
open here to  experience Nautica,
P a r t n e r s h i p   F o r   A   D r u g   F r e e
America, super absorbent premium
cat litter, The CBS Evening News
with Dan Rather
4
, we shall  obey
we r e  she  t en t ime s   our  mo the r ,
what’s  good for the  goose is  good
for the  gander,  you  can’t  always
judge a seat by its cover;  a counten a n c e  m o r e   i n  s o r r o w  t h a n   i n
anger, A maiden is like  velvet  -
come on fondle her!, and God said
that we should start shooting each
o t h e r ,   A n n a b e l l a   L o v a b e l l a
P u l l l a b e l l a ,  b e   c a r e f u l  n o w   y o u
know sugar melts in water, bigger
than Disneyland  and  a whole lot
closer, Do  you  believe this is the
wave  of the future?, Elsie’s  back
(and she’s more mooooveous than
ever!),  et  cetera  etcetera  et  cetera,
I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it
anymore!, I’m not  going to pay  a
lot for this muffler!, if  you’ve  got
t h e  w i l l  n o w   y o u   c a n  h a v e  t h e
power, In just  a short while  your
whole life  could  be  better!, Is the
truth as titillating as the whispers?,
It's 10 p.m. - Do you know where
your children are?, laser surgery for
soft tissue procedures, located  on
level  3  above finger  4, move  over
Rover  and let Jimi take  over, On
the next Phil: Real Incest and Real
Survivors, Oscars  come  and  go  -
t h e  d i s h  r ema i n s  f o r e v e r ,  P e t e r
Piper picked a peck of pickled pepp e r ,   t h a t   e y e   o p e n i n g   f i l l   t h e
kitchen aroma, the bigger the bett e r   t h e   t i g h t e r   t h e   s w e a t e r ,
V a s e l i n e   s i r ?   O r a n g e f l o w e r ?
Lukewarm water?, where black is
the  color  and none is the number,
winds  out  of the northwest  at  8
m.p.h., yeah it’s not bad I’m making 20 bucks an hour;  and I’d pour
syrup  and  beef filling  all  over her,
C a s u a l t i e s   o f   l o v e :   T h e   L o n g
Island Lolita, description is more
valuable than metaphor, Farewell
thou latter spring! / Farewell Allh a l l o w n  s umme r ! ,  f o r g e t   v o d k a
w i t h   a   t w i s t   t r y   s o m e   t w i s t e d
vodka, I swiped the new fall colors
at the Clinique  counter, Is silicon
for the hair  a  boon  or  a horror?,
Make the most  of  your legs  and
t h e y ’ l l   s e e m   e v e n   l o n g e r ! ,   t h e
Na r c i s sus   g ene r a t i on  ent e r s  the
arena, think of your imagination as
an  ant enna ,  thi s  i s   59th  chang e
here for the N or the R, What is a
s t r i p e   a n y w a y   b u t   a   s t r e a k   o f
c o l o r ? ;   C a n   y o u   s p a r e   s o m e
change so I  can  get something to
eat sir?, Do you accept Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?, Excuse us
while we slip into something more
ooh-la-la!, Frequent heartburn  -
I s n ’ t  i t  t ime   y o u  t a l k e d  t o   y o u r
d o c t o r ? ,  Ho o p s  h u n k  S h a q u i l l e
tells TV  beauty Holly  - it’s  over,
Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol
eht rof Aiulella!, I don’t feel like
s i n g i n g   -  n o t  w i t h o u t  F r ä u l e i n
Maria, I’m  a smoker I’m  a joker
I’m  a midnight toker, if  you don’t
know about drug programs in your
area, life is much merrier with  a
Jack Russell terrier, March started
o f f   w i t h   t h e   b o m b i n g   o f   T h e
World Trade Center, seven  years
a f t e r   t h e   e x p l o s i o n   o f   t h e
Challenger, so we went sappy  and
decided  on  a heart transfer, some
women  care more  about the  compact than the powder, targets the
specific  concerns  of the  eye  area,
the   be s t  l ong  di s t anc e  s e r v i c e  i s
about to get better, urban guerrilla
warfare  aimed  at the power structure, when I hear the word culture
I reach for my revolver, wild mood
swings hostility  or  abusive behavior, You don’t like the idea that
blacks live in America?;  blockade
a n d   w i n t e r   d e e p e n   m i s e r y   i n
America, homosexuality  and the
mystery of desire, Koresh promised
tha t  the  s t ando f f  would  end  up
e n g u l f e d   i n   f i r e ,   m e l o p o e i a
phanopoeia logopoeia, now that
I’m  enlightened I’m more miserable than  ever, Roar  of Airboats
M a y   S o m e d a y   R a t t l e   S l e e p y
C o n g o  R i v e r ,  t h e  w h o l e  w o r l d
seems to  be suffering from ‘80snostalgia, U.S. says strike  crippled
Iraq’s capacity for terror, we’re not
going to be on the cover of Vogue
forever, When will they learn that
AIDS is  a  virus not  a  behavior?,
w i t h   o r  w i t h o u t  ma r r i a g e  mo s t
women  become “single mothers”;
a n d   n o   k o s h e r   c h i c k e n   g o e s
through more inspections than  an
Empire, being  alone with  yourself
i s  inc r e a s ing l y  unpopul a r ,  s ome
seek the finer things in life  others
simply  ask the  butler, this roll  of
paper towels is made from recycled
newspapers;  brother lover mother
other smother another undercover,
every day  and in  every way I  am
g e t t i n g   b e t t e r   a n d   b e t t e r ,  Ga t e
Gate Paragate Parasamgate Bodhi
Svaha!, I had a dream I was falling
through  a hole in the ozone layer,
it’s stretching the point to say that
magazines  cause  eating disorders,
one part sunset one part Seagram’s
gin yes you’ll find the hidden pleas u r e ,   R o c k e t   R e d u c e r   N o .   6 2
(Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa), thus shall
it be done to the man who the king
d e l i g h t e t h  t o  h o n o r ,  w a t c h  f o r
more heroic  excitement  coming to
Macy’s this summer!,  you  can  callthe teeth.  Lo.  Lee.  Ta.;  Why
T i n a   R o d   C l a p t o n   t h e   D e a d
S i m o n  M c C a r t n e y  M i c k  K e i t h
Bonni e  Ar e tha  Townshend  and
Aerosmith Still Light Our Fire;  I
have lived some thirty years on this
planet  and I have  yet to hear the
f i r s t  s y l l a b l e   o f   v a l u a b l e   a d v i c e
from my seniors;  today’s  children
who have  grown up in the information age appear to process information much more quickly than
their predecessors;  I used to say to
people that I only had two fears  -
either I’d  grow up to  be like my
mother  or I’d  grow up to  be like
my  f a t h e r ;   Th e r e  w a s   a   y o u n g
J e w e s s   n a m e d  H a n n a h  /  W h o
sucked off her lover’s banana / She
swore that the cream that shot out
in  a stream / Tasted  better than
Biblical manna;  What anthem did
Bloom  chant partially in  anticipat i o n   o f  t h a t  mu l t i p l e   e t h n i c a l l y
irreductible  consummation? Kolod
balejwaw pnimah Nefesch jehudi
homijah;  Quan lo rossinhols escria
/ Ab sa / Par la  nueg e·l  dia / Yeu
soy ab ma bell’  amia  /  Jos la flor
tro la gaita  /  De la tor  Escria /:
Druth al  levar!  Qu’ieo  vey  l’alba
/E·l jorn  clar;  With?  Sinbad the
Sailor and  Tinbad  the Tailor and
J i n b a d t h e J a i l e r a n d
W h i n b a d t h e   W h a l e r   a n d
Ninbad        the       Nailer        and
Finbad  the  Failer  and
B i n d a d   t h e   B a i l e r   a n d
Pinbad  the  Pailer  and
Mindbad  the Mailer  and
Henbad  the  Hailer
and Rinbad  the  Railer
and  Dinbad  the
Kailer  and  Vinbad
t h e   Q u a i l e r
and
Linbad                                       the
Yailer                                        and
Xinbad                         the        
Phtailer.
me anything you like but don’t call
me late for dinner;  eight students
were  arrested  and  a police  officer
broke  a finger, I  am he  as  you  are
he  as  you  are me  and we  are  all
together, I like living in  a  corrupt
country - I feel like a fish in water,
it’s beginning to be hinted that we
a r e   a   n a t i o n   o f   a m a t e u r s ,   i t ’ s
changing the private lives  of men
and women  across America, most
of us at least once in our lives suff e r   an  a t t a c k   o f   g l amne s i a ,  The
Buddha is master of ethics - ethics
do not master the Buddha, they
smile in your face all the time they
wanna take  your place the backstabbers;  a stunning picture  of  a
black woman’s  coming  of  age in
America,  all  animals  are  created
e q u a l  b u t  s ome   a r e  mo r e   e q u a l
than  o the r s ,  Ame r i c an  a t t i tude s
a n d  Ame r i c a n  i d e a l s   e x t e n d  i t s
powe r ,  Benz o  Wani  Ye a  Benz o
Bero Tsani Yea Hum Hum Phat
Phat Phat Svaha!, blackvaginafinda
I’m the motherfucker fucking somb o d i e z   d a u g h t e r ,  I s   t h a t   S e a n
Penn? He’s the dude that had sexu a l  i n t e r c o u r s e  w i t h  Ma d o n n a ,
medical researchers warn women
about danger  at the  beauty parlor,
mitigating factor: impedes inhalation of particulate matter, the laboratory of daily life can almost seem
like  a torture  chamber;  crimson
and  clover  over  and  over  crimson
a n d   c l o v e r   o v e r   a n d   o v e r ,
Di a n e t i c s :   a  mi l e s t o n e  f o r  ma n
comparable to his discovery of fire,
every time that I look in the mirror
all these lines  on my face  getting
clearer, half of what I say is meaningless but I say it just to reach you
Julia, it’s like a jungle sometimes it
makes me wonder how I keep from
going under, I’ve had it with  all
t h o s e   o b v i o u s   l i n e s   a n d   I   n o t
falling for it anymore, people seeking guns for personal combat want
r e l i a b l e  “ s t o p p i n g  p o w e r ”
5
;   i t
w o u l d   b e   a r g u m e n t  f o r   a  w e e k
laughter for  a month  and  a  good
jest forever;  Anna  bana  bo-bana
banana-bana bo-bana fee fi momana Anna
6
,  awash in turbulent
g u i t a r s   a n d  s l o w   b u r n i n g  mi n d
blowing soul searching hysteria,
P o l o n i u s :  Do   y o u   k n o w  me  my
lord? Hamlet: Excellent well  you
are  a fishmonger;  Dear Jay  and
Kenny - Real friends are so hard to
find.  Thanx for  being in my life!
Always Gretta, it has been a murderous day with people demanding
tha t  f o r e i gne r s  be  handed  o v e r ,
pr omo t i ona l   c ons ide r a t i ons   and
f e e s   p a i d   f o r   b y   B e v e r l y  H i l l s
Century Plaza, the  other side  of
divorce:  coping with  your mother
as an object of sexual desire;  O the
moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
/  A n d   o n  h e r  d a u g h t e r  /  T h e y
wash their feet in soda water;  he
added that many women insist  on
using Saran Wrap when he  goes
down to taste the tuna, I don’t care
to  belong to  any social  organization which would  accept me  as  a
member;  and doctors recommend
Advil for menstrual  cramps more
than  any  other non-prescription
pain reliever, I  enjoy fucking my
wife.  She lets me do it any way I
want. No Women’s Liberation for
her, those stubborn stains  you try
scrubbing them out you try soaking
t h em  o u t   a n d   y o u  s t i l l   g e t  r i n g
around the  collar;  When hundreds of skeletons suddenly washed
up they unearthed long-repressed
memories  of Stalinist terror, Why
was my self-image suddenly devastated just  because I didn’t  own  a
black Aprica stroller?, women still
comprise  anywhere from  70 to  90
percent  of  all plastic surgery  consumers;  Lo-Lee-Ta:  the tip of the
tongue taking  a trip of three steps
down the palate to tap at three on
5 The last two lines carry the same point as Hui-ko’s interview with Bodhidharma.
6Let’s do Marsha! Marsha Marsha bo-barsha banana-bana bo barsha fee fi mo-marsha Marsha.
(A little trick with Nick...)
(hmph hmph)
(Her?)
ha
(Wait!)
(sniffle)
(Where?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(You talking to me?)
(Him?)
(I would never!)
(itch itch)
(Why?)
ha
(Hmmmm...)
(swallow)
(Them?)
ha
(panting)
(give me a break)
ha
(To himself)
(yeah, sure...)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(cough cough)
(Are you sure????)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
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(hmmm)
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(Me?)
(Ah ha!)
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ha (Huh?)
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haha
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(I’m freaking out!) ha
(He?)
(Hell, no!)
ha
ha
(cough cough)
ha
(Hmmmm...)
(sniffle)
(Them?)
(pointing) ha
(I can’t believe it!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(To himself)
(Together???)
ha
(Ohhhh shit!)
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ha
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(Me?) (No fucking way!)
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(c’mon...)
(losing it) ha
(furiously shaking his head)
ha
ha
ha ha
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ha ha
(loudly )
(Screams)
ha
(I’m gonna be sick!)
ha
(choking)
(Me? Jealous??)
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(a paranoid glance over the shoulder)
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(mmmmmm...)
(muffled screams)
(Them?)
ha
(panting)
(grrr ummm rrrr)
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ha ha
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(kicking)
ha
(you wish)
(in an anxious whisper)
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(scratch scratch)
(teeth gnashing)
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(We’ll see...)
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(rubbing his chin) (thinking it over)
ha
ha
(I never looked at it that way...)
ha
(Are you positive?)
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ha
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(softly)
(Truly?)
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(totally outrageous!)
(clearing the throat)
(un-fucking real)
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ha
(My mind is being blown as we speak!)
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(She?)
ha
ha
(Really?)
(cough sniffle cough)
ha ha
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ha ha
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ha
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(I did what???)
(wheeze wheeze)
(That bitch?)
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ha
ha
(flailing wildly)
(Him?)
(two men hold him down)
(gagging)
(Oh God!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(When?)
(Are you shitting me??)
(stares in disbelief)
ha
ha
ha (How?)
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(quietly)
(gradual enlightenment)
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(reconciliatory)
(nodding)
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ha ha
ha ha ha ha
haha
(let me think it over)
(holding back the tears)
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ha ha
ha
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ha
ha
ha
ha
(Slowly, slowly!)
(kindly)
(biting his lower lip)
ha
(breathing deeply)
(O.K.)
ha
(sweetly)
(sniffle)
(easy, now...)
(beautiful) ha
(I can believe it!)
(Didn’t I tell you that it would all work out in the end?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(blissfully)
(Thou?)
ha
(inhale exhale inhale exhale)
(sigh)
(end here)
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ha
(gently)
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ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(all is quiet)
ha
ha
ha
ha
(lights out)
ha
ha
(yes)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ah
ha
(in a tone of appeasement)
(You think so?)
ha
ha
(sigh)
(Wow!)
(thoughtfully)
(maybe you’re right...)
ha
ha
(gradually)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
(out loud to all)
(It is true!)
ha
(draws a long deep breath)
(Ah ha!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
(I feel much better)
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(in hushed tones)
(peacefully)
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ha
ha
ha
(slowly fading)
(dreamily)
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