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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa c i d - d r o p p e r , A d o l p h H i t l e r ,
Afrikaner, Al and Tipper, Alfred
Adler, Alice Cooper, Alka-Seltzer,
A l l a h A k b a r , a l t a c o c k e r ,
Amerikkka, Amy Fisher, ankleb i t e r , Ar a b e l l a , Ar c h i e B u n k e r ,
Arts & Leisure, Aunt Jemimah,
author author!, Ayatollah, ba-ruh
a - t a h , B a b y B o o m e r , b a c k t o
n a t u r e , b a d b e h a v i o r , B a r b a r a
Kruger, Beaver Cleaver, bedroom
caper, belladonna, Benihana, beta
t e s t e r , ‘ B e t s ‘ n ‘ T i f f a h , B e t t e r
Cheddars, Black September, bodh i s a t t v a , b o t t o m f e e d e r , b u bb a b r o t h e r , b u l i m i a , B u t t h o l e
Surfers, Cat Scratch Fever, Charlie
Parker, Che Guevara, chlamydia,
C h ö g y a m T r u n g p a , C h r i s t i a n
Dior, Christian LaCroix, Christian
S l a t e r , C o c a - C o l a , C o l o n e l
Sanders, cool heh-heh-heh, cowa b u n g a , c u l t u r e v u l t u r e , D ’ y e r
Mak’er, Dalai Lama, David Tudor,
Dear John letter, deepseepeeper,
Denni s Hoppe r , Di ane Sawy e r ,
d i a r r h e a , D o c u m e n t a , D o n n a
S u m m e r , D o o g i e H o w s e r , D r .
P e p p e r , Dr e w B a r r ymo r e , d u c k
and cover, dyslexia, Eddie Vedder,
e e y o r e e e y o r e , e g g s c umu d d h e r ,
Eldridge Cleaver, endless summer,
E s t é e L a u d e r , e t h n i c c l e a n s e r ,
e u t h a n a s i a , E Z W i d e r , F e l i x
Ung e r , Fe r r i s Bue l l e r , f e t ch the
p a p e r , f i r s t t r i m e s t e r , F r a n k
O’Hara, Freddy Kruger, Fucking
Ad a , Ga r y Gl i t t e r , Ge l s omi n a ,
g ende r bende r , Gi f t o f na tur e ? ,
G i m m e S h e l t e r , G l e n n o r
Glenda?, Go Speed Racer, gonorrhea, gorgonzola, grease releaser,
g r e e n - e y e d m o n s t e r , H a p p y
Easter, Harley Krishna, hate each
o t h e r , H e a d a n d S h o u l d e r s ,
Heinrich Himmler, Helen Keller,
hell for leather, Help Me Honda,
Helter Skelter, Hiroshima, Hooch
and Turner, Hundred Flowers, I
hate Brenda, Ike and Tina, in hot
w a t e r , i n s i d e t r a d e r , i n s o m n i a ,
Instant Karma, Intifada, Izvestia,
Jacques Derrida, Jake La Motta,
J e f f r e y D a h m e r , J e n n y H o l z e r ,
J e w i s h M o t h e r , J i m m y C a r t e r ,
J immy Ho f f a , J o an La Ba rba r a ,
Jodie Foster, Joe Montana, John
L e e H o o k e r , J o h n T r a v o l t a ,
J o h n n i e Wa l k e r , J u l i a n a , Kama
S u t r a , K e v i n C o s t n e r , k i l l a l l
l a w y e r s , K i m B a s i n g e r , L . A .
R a i d e r s , L a n a T u r n e r , l a r g e
inhaler, Larry Kramer, Lawrence
We i n e r , L e c h Wa l e s a , l e s s i s a
bore, let’s play doctor, Long Dong
Silver, long hot summer, Lord &
T a y l o r , L o r e t t a ’ s s c a r s , L o t t e
Lenya, M.C. Hammer, Mack the
F i n g e r , m a m a m i a , m a r i j u a n a ,
Ma r t i n B u b e r , me a t i s mu r d e r ,
meshuggener, Metallica, Michelle
Pfeiffer, Mira! Mira!, mirror mirror, Mister Mister, Mister Twister,
Mm! Mm! P y c h a ! , Mo n a L i s a ,
mo the r fuc k e r , mul t i cul tur e , My
Sharonna, Nacirema, name your
p l e a s u r e , N e s s u n D o r m a ,
Neutrogena, New World Order,
nuclear winter, number cruncher,
Oh Calcutta!, On Kawara, one hit
wonde r , out o f o rde r , pa r ano i a ,
P a u l a C o o p e r , p e a n u t b u t t e r ,
P e p s i - C o l a , p e p t i c u l c e r ,
Perestroika, polyester, psychedelia,
psycho killer, pull my finger, Pussy
P o w e r , Q u e e n L a t i f a h , R o a d
W a r r i o r , R o b e r t C h a m b e r s ,
R o b e r t G o b e r , R o c k y H o r r o r ,
R o t o - R o o t e r , s a l m o n i l l a ,
Sandinista!, Sgt. Pepper, Sigmar
Polke, silver liver, sinsemilla, sled
dog manner, Smooth Character,
S p a c e I n v a d e r s , s p e l l i n g e r r o r ,
Steven Tyler, Stevie Wonder, subu r b i a , S u g a r S u g a r , s w e e t a n d
s our , T.V. dinne r , Ta x i Dr i v e r ,
ten-year tenure, Terminator, The
L a s t S u p p e r , t h r o u g h t h e b a c k
d o o r , T i n y D a n c e r , T o M y
R e a d e r s : , t o i l e t p a p e r , t o r t u r e
c h amb e r , t r a n q u i l i z e r , t r e a d i n g
water, Tristan Tzara, Uri Geller,
W e T r y H a r d e r , W h a t a l i a r ! ,
Who shot J.R.?, William Kunstler,
W i l l y W o n k a , W o n d e r a m a ,
Yannick Noah, Zooma Zooma; a
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h h h h h h h h h , a a r , a h , a r e , b a a ,
bah, bar, blah, blur, boar, Boer,
bore, bra, brrrrrrrrrrr, bur, burr,
car, char, chore, core, corps, cur,
czar, d’or, da, door, duh, er, err, fa,
far, fir, floor, for, fore, frore, fur,
gore, grrrr, ha, her, hoar, huh, ja,
Jah, jar, la, Loire, lor, lore, ma,
mar, more, myrrh, nor, o’er, oar,
or, ore, pa, paar, par, per, pore,
pour, purr, Ra, roar, scar, score,
Shah, shore, sir, slur, snore, soar,
s o r e , s p a , s p a r , s p u r , s t a r , s t i r ,
store, swore, t’a, ta, taa, tar, Thor,
tor, tore, uh, Vuh, wah, war, were,
whir, whore, wore, ya, yeah, yore;
Abba, Ada, adore, afore, aga, ah
ha, Allah, ama, ardor, arna, aura,
awa , bana , ba t a , ben wa , bone r ,
Brahma, Buddha, Caaba, cancer,
c a s a , c h u t z p u h , c i t t a , c o l d w a r ,
cold sore, crica, cyber, Dada, daffa,
danta, data, De La, dhamma, Dia,
d i v a , d o g m a , d r a m a , d u k k h a ,
fatwa, flasher, gaga, gama, gamma,
g a t a , g l a g a , Gl amo u r , g l amo u r ,
grama, grammer, grandma, guillar,
guitar, gummer, haaaardcore, hair
wars, Heathers, hookah, hoopla,
h u n g e r , H u s t l e r , h u z z a , i c k e r ,
Jaffa, jama, Jephtha, Jorma, kala,
K a m a , k a n a , k a r m a , K h m e r ,
K w a n z a , L a y l a , l l a m a , L y c r a ,
M a d z a , m a n a , m a t e r , M a y a ,
m a y o r , M e c c a , M e n s a , m e t e r ,
me t r e , Me y e r , mo o l ah, Mul l ah,
nada, Naga, NaNa, NASA, ocker,
pater, pleather, poppers, prajna,
p r a n a , r a j a h , r a j a r , r a n a , R a s t a ,
r a t a , r a w w a r , r e e f e r , r h u m b a ,
rocker, saga, sangha, Santa, schleppe r , s chma t a , s chno r r e r , s e e y a ,
sexer, shama, shiksa, shocker, sila,
Slacker, slaughter, Sleeper, so far,
sofa, sniffer, snuffer, Sparta, Star
Wars, Stouffer’s, streaker, stuffer,
suffer, Sugar, sukha, sutra, Tama,
tana, Tantra, tawa, thana, Thriller,
Torah, Tosca, trishna, Tyra, uhhuh, Vanna, voila, wallah, wanker,
Weimar, wire, X-tra, Ya-Ya, Yafa,
yakkha, yoga, zenga; Acura, ahims a , A ï d a , A l F a t a h , A l f a l f a ,
alzheimer, angina, Ann Landers,
Attica, Bar Mitzvah, Big Brother,
Binaca, Black Panther, blah blah
blah, blood and gore, boastbusters,
Bob Barker, bong water, boy wond e r , b r a - b u r n e r , b r e a s t c a n c e r ,
B u d w e i s e r , b u r n r u b b e r , b u s h
bumper, canned laughter, Cha Cha
Cha, chopped liver, clam chowder,
c o c k t e a s e r , C o p K i l l e r , D A R ,
D u b l i n e r s , D u s t b u s t e r , e a r t h
mama, Either/Or, Elijah, erector,
Esquire, Fa-cé-la, formica, Frank
Stella, Frank Zappa, Franz Kafka,
g a y ba she r , g a zung a s , Gen Xe r ,
glass slipper, glue sniffer, goatsucker, Goodfellas, Grand Puba, granola, Green Acres, Guernica, gunfodder, gym manners, Haggadah,
h a i r f a r m e r , h e a d b a n g e r , H e i l
Hitler, hiphugger, hosanna, Hot
Tuna, Hugh Hefner, I smell ya,
Ikea, Jane Fonda, Jehovah, Joan
Rivers, Judge Wapner, Kabbala,
k i b i t z e r , L a S c a l a , L a S t r a d a ,
Lambada, lap dancer, LaToya, less
i s m o r e , L i f e S a v e r s , L u c i f e r ,
L u f t w a f f e , M a d o n n a , m a f i a ,
Ma s ada , Ma t suda , Ma x Fa c t o r ,
Medea, Messiah, mezuzah, Mick
J a g g e r , m i n u t i a e , n a i l b i t e r ,
Naropa, Nausea, nausea, Nirvana,
n i r v a n a , N i v e a , n o f u t u r e ,
nosepicker, one less car, pain killer,
P a u l y S h o r e , p e a c h m e l b a ,
Petrouchka, Phil Spector, pooge
tower, pudenda, que pasa?, Rated
R, Raw Power, red snapper, Rhett
B u t l e r , R i n g o S t a r r , R u s h
L i m b a u g h , s c u m s u c k e r , S e a n
Landers, soap opera, soul brother,
S p a m b u r g e r , S t a i r M a s t e r ,
Starfucker, stiff pecker, Stigmata,
strip poker, Superstar, swastika,
Te d Tu r n e r , Th e F i g u r e s , Th e
Player, The Slider, The Swimmer,
the “Other”, thighmaster, tongue
t w i s t e r , Tr a - L a - L a , Tr e b l i n k a ,
TriBeCa, Trump Tower, vibrator,
Weight Watchers, youth culture;1La deeeee da da da daaaaaa, da dee da dum dee dee, la la dee da da da, da dee dee dee da da da, La
deeeee da da da daaa, da dee dumm dee da daa, da la deeeee dumm dummm da la dee da dum dee
dee dee, Laaaaa daa daa dee daa daa (BOOM!), deee daaa dee dee dum dum (BOOM!), la daa dee
da daaa, hum hum humm da dee dumm (da da dee da da daa), Laaaaa dee dee dee da la dada deedledee dum da da daaaaaaaa, da da dee da da da dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, la
dee dee dum dummmm da.
d u l c i n e a , a b r a c a d a b r a , A m b e r
Valletta, Anastasia, anesthesia, Are
y o u m y b o x e r ? , B a c k T o T h e
F u t u r e , b a c k t o A f r i c a , b a k e t
lasagna, Bianca Jagger, Bigger &
Deffer, birds of a feather, Brian De
Palma, buy now pay later, Camille
Paglia, ceiling inspector, Cherry
G a r c i a , c o f f e e a c h i e v e r , C o r n y
Kelleher, cover to cover, Daniel
O r t e g a , d e a t h o f t h e a u t h o r ,
divide and conquer, do unto others, dog in the manger, end of an
era, faster and louder, feeling of
failure, Feeling the jitters?, Festung
Europa, flame-broiled Whopper,
flora and fauna, follow the leader,
48 Hours, go fuck your mother,
GracefulPhatSheba, hasta la vista,
Here’s how to order:, homophobia,
hot dogs $1.00, I Got The Power,
I hate my sister, I’m A Believer, In
Living Color, in absentia, Isabel
Ar c h e r , J . E d g a r Ho o v e r , J e l l o
B i a f r a , J o s e f M e n g e l e , K a r e n
Carpenter, kinesthesia, knowledge
i s p o w e r , L a D o l c e V i t a , L a
G i o c a n d a , L a T r a v i a t a , L e o n
Kl i n g h o f f e r , l o b s t e r t h e rmi d o r ,
Lo l l apa l l o z z a , ma k e s my mouth
w a t e r , m i n i v a n d r a m a , M o t h e r
T e r e s a , m o v e r s a n d s h a k e r s ,
N a u g h t y B y N a t u r e ,
Nebuchadnezzar, Nelson Mandela,
9-millimeter, 1984, 1984, 1984,
nymphomani a , o lde r and wi s e r ,
People Of Color, pick of the litter,
Pride=Power, rotten to the core,
S a b i n Da n z i g e r , s c h i z o p h r e n i a ,
scopophilia, seconds of pleasure,
shit from shinola, Star Spangled
Banne r
1
, s t i l l l i f e wi th ma t z oh,
T h e H a p p y H o o k e r , t h e “ n e x t
Nirvana”, The Counterculture, the
m o r n i n g a f t e r , t h e s u p r e m e
mantra, the tripping spider, to lie
a t d e a t h ’ s d o o r , Tom a n d J o h n
M e t z g e r , t o o m u c h m a s c a r a ,
turkey hamburger, vagina diner,
Winona Ryder, Woody and Mia,
Y o k n a p a t a w p h a , Y o u n g B l a c k
Te ena g e r s ; a g o od s t i f f enema ,
andorra la vela, Anna Karenina,
Arachnaphobia, better late than
n e v e r , B o l s h e v i k b e h a v i o r ,
Charybdis and Scylla, China Cat
S u n f l o w e r , c o r r i d o r s o f p o w e r ,
Cuchulain and Emer, Dear Ru: A
hymn to her, diamonds are forever,
d o - r e - m e - f a - s o - l a , D o l c e &
Gabbana, Doña Francisquita, Dr.
D a v i d A c e r , E l i z a b e t h T a y l o r ,
Europa Europa, examine your zippe r , Ge r a ldo Ri v e r a , God Bl e s s
America, here’s one for the gipper,
hung like a kielbasa, I’m losing my
center, Ich bin ein Berliner, It pays
t o Di s c o v e r ® , J e n n i f e r J u n i p e r ,
J e sus Chr i s t Supe r s t a r , Kapo s i ’ s
S a r c o m a , k i s s m y a u r a D o r a ,
l e a t h e r a n d p r u n e l l a , L e n o
LaBianca, Lick my legs / I’m on
fire, Loggins and Messina, mother’s little helper, natural disaster,
nevermore nevermore, no success
n o p o w e r , 1 / 3 f a t s a n d f i l l e r s ,
Po l k a Po l k a Po l k a ! , pr i s one r o f
gender, Red Hot Chili Peppers,
r ememb e r P e a r l Ha r b o r , R i k r i t
Tiravanija, Rolywholyover, rubella
u m b r e l l a , S a l s a S a l s a S a l s a ! ,
Saturday Night Fever, she needs
orthodontia, Simon Boccanegra,
smells like Magic Marker, Sodom
and Gomorrah, “Sw-e-e-eet soong o-of bi-i-irds a-a-a-a fa-a-aar”, take me to your leader, terra
incognita, Thank you Dr. Zizmor,
the other Ivana, The Rich Jew of
M a l t a , t h e M c C a r t h y e r a , t h e
world is my oyster, they must think
l i k e o h y e a h , T h u s S p a k e
Zarathustra, 2+2=4, Wanna be a
member?, What’s wrong with this
pi c tur e ? , Whi t e Ma l e Pa r ano i a ,
Why I Hate NPR; a little dabba
do ya, Addicted to your partner?,
A k i r a K u r o s a w a , A l o i s
Schicklgruber, Am I my brother’s
keeper?, and along came a spider,
as passionate as pasta, Back in the
USSR, blut iz dicker fun vasser,
bullish on America, But will the
truth destroy her?, Can we all fit in
your car?, C’mon baby light my
fire, Confirmed: a strong 4th quarter, Do contests need a winner?,
don’t call me whitey nigger, Ein
Reich Ein Volk Ein Führer, eyed r o p s a n d b r e a t h f r e s h e n e r ,
G e n t l e m e n o f V e r o n a , G o o d
Morning America, grind the faces
of the poor, Humphrey Chimpden
Earwicker, I got in on the ground
floor, I understand his anger, I’m
G o n n a G i t Y o u S u c k a , J o h n
Cardinal O’Connor, June 16 1904,
La Pa s i ona r i a , Lady Cha t t e r l y ’ s
Lover, let’s spend the night together, liar liar pants on fire, limit one
per customer, Linda Evangelista,
lips look real only better, horny hot
r o d b a l l c r e a m e r s , M a d o n n a ’ s
Erotica, natural lemon flavor, neaheaheahear, Nixon now more than
ever, notes of a grouchy eater, 1/2
cup chopped bell pepper, 1-900-
HOT-LEATHER, Original Ray’s
Pizza, Paulina Porizkova, prepare
to meet your maker, psycho sushi
di shwa she r , Rabe l a i s i an humo r ,
s i c k l e c e l l anemi a , Supe r Ma r i o
Bros., The Aesthetics of Power,
The Sorrows Of Young Werther,
the death camps of Bosnia, this
w a s s e x u a l d e s i r e , T i a n a n m e n
Massacre, transformational gramm a r , U n B a l l o i n M a s c h e r a ,
Understanding Media, Victory or
Valhalla, We’re here! We’re queer!
Cha-cha-cha!, Why? Because I’m
your father!; A whole day’s news
every half hour, all my bras have
underwires, American Gladiators,
and now a word from our sponsors,
anorexia nervosa, Are we having
fun yet Marla?, body language in
S o m a l i a , c a n ’ t g e t e n o u g h o f
Brooke Astor, Delta is ready when
you are, desperately seeking a sitter, Diarmuid and Grania, feed a
c o l d a n d s t a r v e a f e v e r , f i n d e r s
keepers losers weepers, from Dan
e v e n t o B e e r - s h e b a , F u n i c u l i -
F u n i c u l a , H e a d l e s s B o d y I n
Topless Bar, Hemidemisemi-quaver, Holiday in Cambodia, I can’t
be l i e v e i t ’ s no t but t e r ! , I c oulda
been a contendea, I got blisters on
my fingers, in one ear and out the
other, (Laugh together) Ha ha ha
h a , Me i n e R u h ’ i s t h i n / Me i n
He r z i s t s chwe r , mo r e f l a v o r in
every flavor, new mushroom swiss
q u a r t e r p o u n d e r , n o b u t i f y o u
hum a few bars..., no one stays on
top forever, Om Om Om Sa Ra
Wa Buddha, our thirstiest towels
ever, partly cloudy chance of showers, peeling a fine green banana,
pl a s t i c sur g e r y di s a s t e r s , r e c o rd
heat wave - city swelters, Sztuka to
slodka idiotka!, the heartbeat of
America, the devil went down to
Ge o r g i a , the r e ’ s no thing wr ong
with this dollar, this bustling cultural Mecca, Über Alles California,
w e w i l l c r e am o u r c omp e t i t o r s ;
A u g u s t 9 1 9 7 4 , B i l l a n d T e d ’ s
Excellent Adventure, Bounty the
q u i c k e r p i c k e r u p p e r , b u b b l e -
gummy sweet like gob-stoppers,
Ca n w e a d d s ome w o w t o y o u r
water?, Cavalleria Rusticana, curiouser and curiouser, Dictionary Of
Received Ideas, Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa, Fergie and Andy back
t o g e t h e r , f r om P h i l i p d r u n k t o
P h i l i p s o b e r , G - L - O - R - I - A
Gloria, I got ‘tha fever for ‘tha flavor, I’m looking for the 7th caller,
if that’s true then my pricks’s a kipper, Is that it? Wake me when it’s
o v e r ! , i t b l o w s a ma n u p l i k e a
bladder, it’s not nice to fool mother
nature, like a bridge over troubled
water, My America by Ed Anger,
m y k a r m a r a n o v e r m y d o g m a ,
nature abhors a vacuum cleaner,
new basin tub and tile cleaner, not2Repeat: I don’t need another Jewish Mother. Repeat: I don’t need another Jewish Mother. Repeat:
Idon’t need another Jewish Mother.
3
(Heeeeey Jude)
4The CBS Evening News With Connie Chung and Dan Rather
just Visa Citibank Visa, our thinking in every area, over the shoulder
boulder holder, preferred means of
r emo v a l : t w e e z e r s , r e d e n i z g u t
s h e i g e n n o c h b e s s e r , r e m o v e
unwanted hair forever, Sally sells
seashells by the seashore, step lively
and watch the closing doors, the
he a then Chine e i s pe cul i a r , the
problems of race class and gender,
t h e w oma n b e h i n d t h e e n i gma ,
vote for the planet with your dollars, welfare mothers make better
lovers, What is a jackknifed tractor-trailer?, Why can’t you give me
a s t r a i g h t a n s w e r ? , w i t h O . B .
there’s no applicator, you are the
past present and future, you got
the right one baby uh-huh; and
the forests will echo with laughter,
and they lived happily ever after,
a s - s a l amu a l a y k um my b r o t h e r ,
chunky is chunkier thick is thicker,
Cyrano could pen better love letters, drugs became an escape from
the pressure, fear is the great incapacitator, flower blomma blume
flor fiore fleur, 42,000 Jews from
Treblinka, from Deep Throat to
Studio 54, hit the open man Little
Gr a s shoppe r , How To Be Ve r y
Very Popular, I don’t need another
Jewish Mother
2
, I love what you
do for me Toyota, I’m looking over
a four leaf clover, Jeepers creepers
whe r e ’d y ou g e t tho s e pe epe r s ? ,
killing raises fears over the future,
Kinda makes you wish you had a
job - huh?, life is the only thing
w o r t h l i v i n g f o r , m e n a r e n o t
m o n o g a m o u s b y n a t u r e , M r s .
B r o w n Y o u ’ v e G o t A L o v e l y
Daughter, Oompah oompah stick
it up your jumper, scrap the rollers
the mousse and the dryer, take a
l ong hone s t l o o k in the mi r r o r ,
The Ayatollah of Rock ‘n Rollah,
the ul t ima t e he ad- t o - t o e ma k e -
over!, to absorb it grows longer and
longer, trust your doctor to have all
the answers, voulez-vous coucher
a v e c m o i c e s o i r , w h a t F r e u d
meant by “infantile amnesia”, when
I feel my finger on your trigger,
you may be my lucky star but I’m
t h e l u c k i e s t b y f a r ; a t h i n g o f
beauty is a boy forever, anything
you can do I can do better, bloody
ethnic feuding gets even grimmer,
d a a a d a a a d a a a d a d a d a a a d a a a
d a d a d a a a d a a a
3
, I f o r g o t t o
remember to forget her, message
s e n t t h a n k y o u f o r c a l l i n g
Skypager, new probe into Amy’s
c l a im J o e y r aped he r , Oh g o od!
I t ’ s m y C h a n n e l 1 3 u m b r e l l a ! ,
open here to experience Nautica,
P a r t n e r s h i p F o r A D r u g F r e e
America, super absorbent premium
cat litter, The CBS Evening News
with Dan Rather
4
, we shall obey
we r e she t en t ime s our mo the r ,
what’s good for the goose is good
for the gander, you can’t always
judge a seat by its cover; a counten a n c e m o r e i n s o r r o w t h a n i n
anger, A maiden is like velvet -
come on fondle her!, and God said
that we should start shooting each
o t h e r , A n n a b e l l a L o v a b e l l a
P u l l l a b e l l a , b e c a r e f u l n o w y o u
know sugar melts in water, bigger
than Disneyland and a whole lot
closer, Do you believe this is the
wave of the future?, Elsie’s back
(and she’s more mooooveous than
ever!), et cetera etcetera et cetera,
I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it
anymore!, I’m not going to pay a
lot for this muffler!, if you’ve got
t h e w i l l n o w y o u c a n h a v e t h e
power, In just a short while your
whole life could be better!, Is the
truth as titillating as the whispers?,
It's 10 p.m. - Do you know where
your children are?, laser surgery for
soft tissue procedures, located on
level 3 above finger 4, move over
Rover and let Jimi take over, On
the next Phil: Real Incest and Real
Survivors, Oscars come and go -
t h e d i s h r ema i n s f o r e v e r , P e t e r
Piper picked a peck of pickled pepp e r , t h a t e y e o p e n i n g f i l l t h e
kitchen aroma, the bigger the bett e r t h e t i g h t e r t h e s w e a t e r ,
V a s e l i n e s i r ? O r a n g e f l o w e r ?
Lukewarm water?, where black is
the color and none is the number,
winds out of the northwest at 8
m.p.h., yeah it’s not bad I’m making 20 bucks an hour; and I’d pour
syrup and beef filling all over her,
C a s u a l t i e s o f l o v e : T h e L o n g
Island Lolita, description is more
valuable than metaphor, Farewell
thou latter spring! / Farewell Allh a l l o w n s umme r ! , f o r g e t v o d k a
w i t h a t w i s t t r y s o m e t w i s t e d
vodka, I swiped the new fall colors
at the Clinique counter, Is silicon
for the hair a boon or a horror?,
Make the most of your legs and
t h e y ’ l l s e e m e v e n l o n g e r ! , t h e
Na r c i s sus g ene r a t i on ent e r s the
arena, think of your imagination as
an ant enna , thi s i s 59th chang e
here for the N or the R, What is a
s t r i p e a n y w a y b u t a s t r e a k o f
c o l o r ? ; C a n y o u s p a r e s o m e
change so I can get something to
eat sir?, Do you accept Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?, Excuse us
while we slip into something more
ooh-la-la!, Frequent heartburn -
I s n ’ t i t t ime y o u t a l k e d t o y o u r
d o c t o r ? , Ho o p s h u n k S h a q u i l l e
tells TV beauty Holly - it’s over,
Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol
eht rof Aiulella!, I don’t feel like
s i n g i n g - n o t w i t h o u t F r ä u l e i n
Maria, I’m a smoker I’m a joker
I’m a midnight toker, if you don’t
know about drug programs in your
area, life is much merrier with a
Jack Russell terrier, March started
o f f w i t h t h e b o m b i n g o f T h e
World Trade Center, seven years
a f t e r t h e e x p l o s i o n o f t h e
Challenger, so we went sappy and
decided on a heart transfer, some
women care more about the compact than the powder, targets the
specific concerns of the eye area,
the be s t l ong di s t anc e s e r v i c e i s
about to get better, urban guerrilla
warfare aimed at the power structure, when I hear the word culture
I reach for my revolver, wild mood
swings hostility or abusive behavior, You don’t like the idea that
blacks live in America?; blockade
a n d w i n t e r d e e p e n m i s e r y i n
America, homosexuality and the
mystery of desire, Koresh promised
tha t the s t ando f f would end up
e n g u l f e d i n f i r e , m e l o p o e i a
phanopoeia logopoeia, now that
I’m enlightened I’m more miserable than ever, Roar of Airboats
M a y S o m e d a y R a t t l e S l e e p y
C o n g o R i v e r , t h e w h o l e w o r l d
seems to be suffering from ‘80snostalgia, U.S. says strike crippled
Iraq’s capacity for terror, we’re not
going to be on the cover of Vogue
forever, When will they learn that
AIDS is a virus not a behavior?,
w i t h o r w i t h o u t ma r r i a g e mo s t
women become “single mothers”;
a n d n o k o s h e r c h i c k e n g o e s
through more inspections than an
Empire, being alone with yourself
i s inc r e a s ing l y unpopul a r , s ome
seek the finer things in life others
simply ask the butler, this roll of
paper towels is made from recycled
newspapers; brother lover mother
other smother another undercover,
every day and in every way I am
g e t t i n g b e t t e r a n d b e t t e r , Ga t e
Gate Paragate Parasamgate Bodhi
Svaha!, I had a dream I was falling
through a hole in the ozone layer,
it’s stretching the point to say that
magazines cause eating disorders,
one part sunset one part Seagram’s
gin yes you’ll find the hidden pleas u r e , R o c k e t R e d u c e r N o . 6 2
(Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa), thus shall
it be done to the man who the king
d e l i g h t e t h t o h o n o r , w a t c h f o r
more heroic excitement coming to
Macy’s this summer!, you can callthe teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.; Why
T i n a R o d C l a p t o n t h e D e a d
S i m o n M c C a r t n e y M i c k K e i t h
Bonni e Ar e tha Townshend and
Aerosmith Still Light Our Fire; I
have lived some thirty years on this
planet and I have yet to hear the
f i r s t s y l l a b l e o f v a l u a b l e a d v i c e
from my seniors; today’s children
who have grown up in the information age appear to process information much more quickly than
their predecessors; I used to say to
people that I only had two fears -
either I’d grow up to be like my
mother or I’d grow up to be like
my f a t h e r ; Th e r e w a s a y o u n g
J e w e s s n a m e d H a n n a h / W h o
sucked off her lover’s banana / She
swore that the cream that shot out
in a stream / Tasted better than
Biblical manna; What anthem did
Bloom chant partially in anticipat i o n o f t h a t mu l t i p l e e t h n i c a l l y
irreductible consummation? Kolod
balejwaw pnimah Nefesch jehudi
homijah; Quan lo rossinhols escria
/ Ab sa / Par la nueg e·l dia / Yeu
soy ab ma bell’ amia / Jos la flor
tro la gaita / De la tor Escria /:
Druth al levar! Qu’ieo vey l’alba
/E·l jorn clar; With? Sinbad the
Sailor and Tinbad the Tailor and
J i n b a d t h e J a i l e r a n d
W h i n b a d t h e W h a l e r a n d
Ninbad the Nailer and
Finbad the Failer and
B i n d a d t h e B a i l e r a n d
Pinbad the Pailer and
Mindbad the Mailer and
Henbad the Hailer
and Rinbad the Railer
and Dinbad the
Kailer and Vinbad
t h e Q u a i l e r
and
Linbad the
Yailer and
Xinbad the
Phtailer.
me anything you like but don’t call
me late for dinner; eight students
were arrested and a police officer
broke a finger, I am he as you are
he as you are me and we are all
together, I like living in a corrupt
country - I feel like a fish in water,
it’s beginning to be hinted that we
a r e a n a t i o n o f a m a t e u r s , i t ’ s
changing the private lives of men
and women across America, most
of us at least once in our lives suff e r an a t t a c k o f g l amne s i a , The
Buddha is master of ethics - ethics
do not master the Buddha, they
smile in your face all the time they
wanna take your place the backstabbers; a stunning picture of a
black woman’s coming of age in
America, all animals are created
e q u a l b u t s ome a r e mo r e e q u a l
than o the r s , Ame r i c an a t t i tude s
a n d Ame r i c a n i d e a l s e x t e n d i t s
powe r , Benz o Wani Ye a Benz o
Bero Tsani Yea Hum Hum Phat
Phat Phat Svaha!, blackvaginafinda
I’m the motherfucker fucking somb o d i e z d a u g h t e r , I s t h a t S e a n
Penn? He’s the dude that had sexu a l i n t e r c o u r s e w i t h Ma d o n n a ,
medical researchers warn women
about danger at the beauty parlor,
mitigating factor: impedes inhalation of particulate matter, the laboratory of daily life can almost seem
like a torture chamber; crimson
and clover over and over crimson
a n d c l o v e r o v e r a n d o v e r ,
Di a n e t i c s : a mi l e s t o n e f o r ma n
comparable to his discovery of fire,
every time that I look in the mirror
all these lines on my face getting
clearer, half of what I say is meaningless but I say it just to reach you
Julia, it’s like a jungle sometimes it
makes me wonder how I keep from
going under, I’ve had it with all
t h o s e o b v i o u s l i n e s a n d I n o t
falling for it anymore, people seeking guns for personal combat want
r e l i a b l e “ s t o p p i n g p o w e r ”
5
; i t
w o u l d b e a r g u m e n t f o r a w e e k
laughter for a month and a good
jest forever; Anna bana bo-bana
banana-bana bo-bana fee fi momana Anna
6
, awash in turbulent
g u i t a r s a n d s l o w b u r n i n g mi n d
blowing soul searching hysteria,
P o l o n i u s : Do y o u k n o w me my
lord? Hamlet: Excellent well you
are a fishmonger; Dear Jay and
Kenny - Real friends are so hard to
find. Thanx for being in my life!
Always Gretta, it has been a murderous day with people demanding
tha t f o r e i gne r s be handed o v e r ,
pr omo t i ona l c ons ide r a t i ons and
f e e s p a i d f o r b y B e v e r l y H i l l s
Century Plaza, the other side of
divorce: coping with your mother
as an object of sexual desire; O the
moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
/ A n d o n h e r d a u g h t e r / T h e y
wash their feet in soda water; he
added that many women insist on
using Saran Wrap when he goes
down to taste the tuna, I don’t care
to belong to any social organization which would accept me as a
member; and doctors recommend
Advil for menstrual cramps more
than any other non-prescription
pain reliever, I enjoy fucking my
wife. She lets me do it any way I
want. No Women’s Liberation for
her, those stubborn stains you try
scrubbing them out you try soaking
t h em o u t a n d y o u s t i l l g e t r i n g
around the collar; When hundreds of skeletons suddenly washed
up they unearthed long-repressed
memories of Stalinist terror, Why
was my self-image suddenly devastated just because I didn’t own a
black Aprica stroller?, women still
comprise anywhere from 70 to 90
percent of all plastic surgery consumers; Lo-Lee-Ta: the tip of the
tongue taking a trip of three steps
down the palate to tap at three on
5 The last two lines carry the same point as Hui-ko’s interview with Bodhidharma.
6Let’s do Marsha! Marsha Marsha bo-barsha banana-bana bo barsha fee fi mo-marsha Marsha.
(A little trick with Nick...)
(hmph hmph)
(Her?)
ha
(Wait!)
(sniffle)
(Where?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(You talking to me?)
(Him?)
(I would never!)
(itch itch)
(Why?)
ha
(Hmmmm...)
(swallow)
(Them?)
ha
(panting)
(give me a break)
ha
(To himself)
(yeah, sure...)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(cough cough)
(Are you sure????)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(hmmm)
ha
ha
ha
(Me?)
(Ah ha!)
ha
ha (Huh?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
haha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(I’m freaking out!) ha
(He?)
(Hell, no!)
ha
ha
(cough cough)
ha
(Hmmmm...)
(sniffle)
(Them?)
(pointing) ha
(I can’t believe it!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(To himself)
(Together???)
ha
(Ohhhh shit!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(Me?) (No fucking way!)
ha
ha
(c’mon...)
(losing it) ha
(furiously shaking his head)
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha ha
(loudly )
(Screams)
ha
(I’m gonna be sick!)
ha
(choking)
(Me? Jealous??)
ha
ha
(a paranoid glance over the shoulder)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(mmmmmm...)
(muffled screams)
(Them?)
ha
(panting)
(grrr ummm rrrr)
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(kicking)
ha
(you wish)
(in an anxious whisper)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(scratch scratch)
(teeth gnashing)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(We’ll see...)
ha
(rubbing his chin) (thinking it over)
ha
ha
(I never looked at it that way...)
ha
(Are you positive?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(softly)
(Truly?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
(totally outrageous!)
(clearing the throat)
(un-fucking real)
ha
ha
(My mind is being blown as we speak!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(She?)
ha
ha
(Really?)
(cough sniffle cough)
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(I did what???)
(wheeze wheeze)
(That bitch?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(flailing wildly)
(Him?)
(two men hold him down)
(gagging)
(Oh God!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(When?)
(Are you shitting me??)
(stares in disbelief)
ha
ha
ha (How?)
ha
(quietly)
(gradual enlightenment)
ha
ha
(reconciliatory)
(nodding)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha ha ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha ha ha ha
haha
(let me think it over)
(holding back the tears)
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(Slowly, slowly!)
(kindly)
(biting his lower lip)
ha
(breathing deeply)
(O.K.)
ha
(sweetly)
(sniffle)
(easy, now...)
(beautiful) ha
(I can believe it!)
(Didn’t I tell you that it would all work out in the end?)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(blissfully)
(Thou?)
ha
(inhale exhale inhale exhale)
(sigh)
(end here)
ha
ha
(gently)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(all is quiet)
ha
ha
ha
ha
(lights out)
ha
ha
(yes)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ah
ha
(in a tone of appeasement)
(You think so?)
ha
ha
(sigh)
(Wow!)
(thoughtfully)
(maybe you’re right...)
ha
ha
(gradually)
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
(out loud to all)
(It is true!)
ha
(draws a long deep breath)
(Ah ha!)
ha
ha
ha
ha
(I feel much better)
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(in hushed tones)
(peacefully)
ha
ha
ha
ha
(slowly fading)
(dreamily)
ha
ha
ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
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